benppollack:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.” The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”
  • News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
  • News in America: cannibal eats man's face
Daughter and I
  • Daughter: OMG MOM! LOOK AT THEM (talking about her favorite band)
  • Me: You love them don't you?
  • Daughter: YES. You know what'd be totally cool? If you bought me tickets, ahaha (joking)
  • Me: Alright! When and where, hon?
  • Daughter: What?
  • Me:
  • Daughter:
  • Me:
  • Daughter: Legit?
  • Me: Hahaha, yes. I know what it feels like to want to meet a band you'd die for.
  • Daughter: What was your band??
  • Me: Your dad's old band!
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